Archive for December, 2010

Rush Hour

by on Dec.19, 2010, under NoobCraft 2

While talking to my brain washing master Daven, i came to a conclusion. We had talked about this many times before. That after a certain time of the day (Mostly 00:00), people just tend to rush. With this in mind, such great phrases like “We rush back after 12 o´Clock (Sounds better in German)” and “This is Rush Hour” came to be. Why am i telling you this? Mainly to know if that is what you experienced too. So… Tell me if that is true or false and why.

You might be asking yourself “Who is this bat shit insane person talking to?”. Then yes, teddy bears with squid arms. 5 of them if possible.

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The Humble Indie Bundle #2

by on Dec.17, 2010, under Software

Step 3: Enter your email address correctly so we can get your battle cruiser I mean bundle operational!

It’s worth whatever you pay. Braid and Machinarium alone are awesome games and Revenge of the Titans seems to be a nice tower defense game. Plus you’re doing something good. Ewww, did I just say that? You’ve got 4 days left, better hurry!

Edit: The availability of the bundle has been extended, you’ve stil got three days left (up to the 25th). If you spend more than the average you’ll get the Humble Indie Bundle #1 as a bonus gift ;).

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by on Dec.15, 2010, under Software

One of my neighbours seems to have some kind of party, rendering me sleepless. Well, Protagoras says: “There are two sides to every question.” So instead of asking myself why the hell I would miss lectures tomorrow, I asked myself what useful other things I could do to make up for missing lectures tomorrow.

And the great oracle of google brought me: Sc2gears. Though it seems to have some potential left for future development, it’s well worth a try. It offers nice replay analysis graphs, automatic replay saving (with dynamic filenames created according to your will) and from what I’ve read even APM warning sounds and whatnot.

General Zod says: KNEEL!

Although I’m pretty sure he meant to say: check it out! 😉

P.S.: Also, it’s written in Java so I can’t complain about it not running on my favourite OS :D.

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by on Dec.14, 2010, under Site News

Feel free to visit our IRC channel at freenode / #noobcraft2.

If you don’t have a IRC client at your disposal, you may want to use the freenode webchat from our IRC page.

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Drone Rush #2

by on Dec.12, 2010, under NoobCraft 2, Pilotless Drones

This time Xhinde and I have been presented with a more uhm “valiant” effort at getting drone rushed (because actually both players participated) compared to the last time Lordie and I encountered such a foolish attempt. Too bad they were pilotless drones. Thanks to WildUdi and eXodus for sharing, well, enjoyable 4 minutes :).

On a side note: I still don’t get why anyone would try such a thing.

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by on Dec.10, 2010, under Site News

Something we forgot to mention: if you want to talk to us, visit our TeamSpeak 3 server at (Click the link to jump in directly). We do not recommend to use a language other than english or german, otherwise you might end up banned.

Edit: I’ve also added a link to the top navigation bar.

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Drone Rush #1

by on Dec.09, 2010, under NoobCraft 2, Pilotless Drones

A very interesting attempt at drone rushing. NOT (Salt? Bob Saget?). Needless to say that the poor fellow that was left behind didn’t stand a chance against the mighty armies of Lordie and me :-/.

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by on Dec.08, 2010, under Noob Vs Noob, NoobCraft 2

Me and Duke are in gold in 2vs2 (I have NO clue how we got there) and we won against some… uhm, i guess they were bronze? Well… WE WON!

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About noobcraft 2

by on Dec.08, 2010, under Site News

Well, take a hard guess what this page is about. Yes, we are a few people who enjoy a casual game of Starcraft 2 now and then. We are top tier bronze players. So yes, we suck. We are noobs. The idea with this webpage was, to post our sucky replays with comments (Like alot of people are doing). There is just one little twist. Yes, you guessed it. We are total noobs. We (Mostly rduke) is working on this web page. So this is an early version and we will update the page when we feel like.

Oh and one last thing. What are you doing on this page? Go look at some top tier pro players with 10k apm or so 😀

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