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The Bronze Days Are Over

by on Jan.19, 2011, under Noob Vs Noob, NoobCraft 2

So, we were playing a 3on3 (Daven, rduke and me) and we… Got promoted to silver. I dont want to go to silver mommy. We dont want to. Please dear god, save us!

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Rush Hour

by on Dec.19, 2010, under NoobCraft 2

While talking to my brain washing master Daven, i came to a conclusion. We had talked about this many times before. That after a certain time of the day (Mostly 00:00), people just tend to rush. With this in mind, such great phrases like “We rush back after 12 o´Clock (Sounds better in German)” and “This is Rush Hour” came to be. Why am i telling you this? Mainly to know if that is what you experienced too. So… Tell me if that is true or false and why.

You might be asking yourself “Who is this bat shit insane person talking to?”. Then yes, teddy bears with squid arms. 5 of them if possible.

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by on Dec.08, 2010, under Noob Vs Noob, NoobCraft 2

Me and Duke are in gold in 2vs2 (I have NO clue how we got there) and we won against some… uhm, i guess they were bronze? Well… WE WON!

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About noobcraft 2

by on Dec.08, 2010, under Site News

Well, take a hard guess what this page is about. Yes, we are a few people who enjoy a casual game of Starcraft 2 now and then. We are top tier bronze players. So yes, we suck. We are noobs. The idea with this webpage was, to post our sucky replays with comments (Like alot of people are doing). There is just one little twist. Yes, you guessed it. We are total noobs. We (Mostly rduke) is working on this web page. So this is an early version and we will update the page when we feel like.

Oh and one last thing. What are you doing on this page? Go look at some top tier pro players with 10k apm or so 😀

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